$ ./load-website.sh https://i-h.no
Loading website...
Loading resources...
Fetching latest commits...
Compiling assets...
Starting services...
Connecting to database...
Initializing cache...
Running diagnostics...
Checking dependencies...
Building interface...
Warming up workers...
Syncing with upstream...
Tuning event loop...
Clearing memory buffers...
Validating TLS handshake...
Calibrating response latency...
Optimizing asset waterfall...
Refreshing CDN tokens...
Verifying entropy pool...
Feeding the background daemons...
Polishing error logs...
Brewing fresh SSL certs...
Balancing load across timelines...